tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10313648015554149822024-02-02T18:27:30.507-05:00My Life as a Servant to Humanitymy therapist said this would help...just kidding I do not have a therapist...yet. collection of my drawings of my time in retail.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.comBlogger111125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-3382922204023914692012-01-25T22:59:00.003-05:002012-01-25T23:01:26.259-05:00High Quality Prints for sale!<script type='text/javascript' src='http://www.etsy.com/assets/js/etsy_mini_shop.js'></script><script type='text/javascript'>new Etsy.Mini(6697274,'thumbnail',4,3,0,'http://www.etsy.com');</script><br /><br />I have placed a few of my prints up for sale. All printed on High Quality Archival Paper.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-21656792618893852082011-08-12T21:34:00.000-04:002011-08-12T21:35:47.543-04:00Episode 2 begins<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-GROYtpAM2QD_04ku2NfqQgNV6Buv-Xh1g0y1HgJWe_gGM7PKG2PgNg36EqRQTXcZEjMxjVM8PDGqtUZNH1m7VYP7sdJtoS7pGKQwclMy9MxkOuH_e0guxD17Kblh6lguMUSbgN4TYtSI/s1600/episode2titlecard.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 223px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-GROYtpAM2QD_04ku2NfqQgNV6Buv-Xh1g0y1HgJWe_gGM7PKG2PgNg36EqRQTXcZEjMxjVM8PDGqtUZNH1m7VYP7sdJtoS7pGKQwclMy9MxkOuH_e0guxD17Kblh6lguMUSbgN4TYtSI/s400/episode2titlecard.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5640148178309642290" border="0" /></a>
<br />Episode 2 has begun production!
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<br />Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-75629047459249318702011-08-07T10:05:00.002-04:002011-08-07T10:08:10.522-04:00Episode 2Episode 2 storyboarding begins this week. Production starts this weekend. The next installment will focus on an event that happened to me while working in Valet at a Beverly Hills Hotel.<br /><br />Stay tuned! You will not want to miss this one!<br /><br />Cheers!<br />JordanJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-40352320603139031612011-08-06T23:55:00.001-04:002011-08-06T23:57:01.382-04:00IT'S FINISHED!!!! EPISODE ONE IS RELEASED BELOW!<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/l8IccQQE5Js" allowfullscreen="" width="560" frameborder="0" height="349"></iframe><br /><br />2 months of animating (mostly on weekends). I used Flash CS5.5, Sony Vegas, my animation degree, and Vocalive app for the iphone.<br /><br />Enjoy!<br /><br />More to come!<br /><br />JordanJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-25262399534652772652011-07-31T17:24:00.003-04:002011-07-31T17:28:16.204-04:00Progress!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLerL0bwBrpQtKHkfJIQybHN-K_h-cWcbx6CbsHxTARIusAfCQ_M9qhsUgTLderDpELSYxF3DkdvSNpDuboMwVbBVPo-SwFu57taQcRgZ2d0kUAPFcEePm2tGCZaWA9R3tiS42X881yqZW/s1600/cookiepromo3.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 279px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLerL0bwBrpQtKHkfJIQybHN-K_h-cWcbx6CbsHxTARIusAfCQ_M9qhsUgTLderDpELSYxF3DkdvSNpDuboMwVbBVPo-SwFu57taQcRgZ2d0kUAPFcEePm2tGCZaWA9R3tiS42X881yqZW/s400/cookiepromo3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5635630903098414866" border="0" /></a><br />A lot of progress has been made today on Episode 1. Really, really close to finish!<br /><br />3-4 more minor scenes left to animate and then another smooth pass and Done. Stay tuned!<br /><br />Cheers!<br /><br />Jordan<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8QlOlrLI-giIQGF-YtnxppQWDsIcvYDKPdkoeUZc73HkmEmw8zQ5J80Rz4THZV6R8gunhcmIBaxqWFoaAyEPn3i__lj938kqOQRtbCIF86zlizeC7X591pFvjzGTvoAerFJN85O7VPPbn/s1600/cookiepromo1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 260px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8QlOlrLI-giIQGF-YtnxppQWDsIcvYDKPdkoeUZc73HkmEmw8zQ5J80Rz4THZV6R8gunhcmIBaxqWFoaAyEPn3i__lj938kqOQRtbCIF86zlizeC7X591pFvjzGTvoAerFJN85O7VPPbn/s400/cookiepromo1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5635630902697215778" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFPLDzYLtq6G54DXaQzmeUR-zfWsO-krPN0JiVwGvw2pcq4NmLxfu526At5tN5SjdvlGr93hUH_C1ITRbaEFkddtwDafrtttx6LofonFOyMjkllSQw8VU9TJwMDt_3UUdgcjx_SnLFCYD3/s1600/cookiepromo2.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 283px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFPLDzYLtq6G54DXaQzmeUR-zfWsO-krPN0JiVwGvw2pcq4NmLxfu526At5tN5SjdvlGr93hUH_C1ITRbaEFkddtwDafrtttx6LofonFOyMjkllSQw8VU9TJwMDt_3UUdgcjx_SnLFCYD3/s400/cookiepromo2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5635630905698390114" border="0" /></a>Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-79339613473208398172011-07-30T15:51:00.002-04:002011-07-30T20:01:12.545-04:00Almost finished...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLeT5hMqMWGcIQIQMxO4OEpfsKNH7n2CxCACJO7v9MYLTf4xk0fHMnEMKEsVJo0D6zhMuoXwOqZ7kaA4MN43MKJCb4eYFi5wcih1eIbdWY1epsiCnC1m_lR_G7zUyMRnIxZp0neKM2FRBJ/s1600/endpromo.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 274px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLeT5hMqMWGcIQIQMxO4OEpfsKNH7n2CxCACJO7v9MYLTf4xk0fHMnEMKEsVJo0D6zhMuoXwOqZ7kaA4MN43MKJCb4eYFi5wcih1eIbdWY1epsiCnC1m_lR_G7zUyMRnIxZp0neKM2FRBJ/s400/endpromo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5635236029708675458" border="0" /></a>The end of production on Episode 1 is almost visible. Working on the last major scene (which is technically a lot of little scenes).<br /><br />In the short rows. Already have the idea for Episode 2. Stay tuned!<br /><br />Cheers!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAZP2crULYg6LG7SRAJaIAXCbx7H8hZLMHXzWcnKTOoJOA-CdJ3HEgOfxw40stW3Wz1R3ZrLr8TzG2p0kmgelp_GTaRJE1q4fyxs9cZLqPwLxMNzQlWVH3YDYSKVvqDwuWyTlMu0LAzSwK/s1600/promo_cookies2.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 289px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAZP2crULYg6LG7SRAJaIAXCbx7H8hZLMHXzWcnKTOoJOA-CdJ3HEgOfxw40stW3Wz1R3ZrLr8TzG2p0kmgelp_GTaRJE1q4fyxs9cZLqPwLxMNzQlWVH3YDYSKVvqDwuWyTlMu0LAzSwK/s400/promo_cookies2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5635299705307267154" border="0" /></a><br />JordanJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-26583379201128317232011-07-23T19:24:00.002-04:002011-07-23T19:28:47.444-04:00Half way point<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEin_qPPfuKwx3pSzVMHTTz6Rt5ID6lGw6FgYdv4I1GFJUvHjiYRhfZGzdV1xy2ENuAR769knY6uYM2ZHSD0WTI5vMWqYwdimj5Dp_q3iK9pStEFtR_3lvwhd4USl4ldnGt5-9I-5_9sJFDK/s1600/microwavePromo.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 305px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEin_qPPfuKwx3pSzVMHTTz6Rt5ID6lGw6FgYdv4I1GFJUvHjiYRhfZGzdV1xy2ENuAR769knY6uYM2ZHSD0WTI5vMWqYwdimj5Dp_q3iK9pStEFtR_3lvwhd4USl4ldnGt5-9I-5_9sJFDK/s400/microwavePromo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5632692899094548066" border="0" /></a>Well... it is getting closer I suppose. My audio maxed out at 3 minutes 55 seconds. I have currently animated 1 minute and 56 seconds. So yeah....its getting there. Half way point for the first episode.<br /><br />As with any project you have up's and down's, doubts and excitement but its been fun so far.<br /><br />I hope it turns out good and can convey everything that I want to express with it.<br /><br />Cheers!Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-12633193084457084212011-07-09T22:34:00.000-04:002011-07-09T22:35:43.501-04:00episode one title change<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiF1f_SkICP-sHUMNlC4t890EYEhOgFEWfN5zgpbp8p_ZHyUIUB9WZTXAkv71wW0y9F2-M4L8jbmVobPjHmR963PvEakCv2gLB79FJkwUT18ZLt1D1L7wSiQuOwitD-eGKMfKJPFlELNfLq/s1600/pilot.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiF1f_SkICP-sHUMNlC4t890EYEhOgFEWfN5zgpbp8p_ZHyUIUB9WZTXAkv71wW0y9F2-M4L8jbmVobPjHmR963PvEakCv2gLB79FJkwUT18ZLt1D1L7wSiQuOwitD-eGKMfKJPFlELNfLq/s400/pilot.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5627546675098763730" border="0" /></a>Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-73479651202793399662011-07-04T20:39:00.003-04:002011-07-05T20:20:47.103-04:00Episode One:<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnLcWjQFTprYHxpcwkSiorGndWdMw4o8FjqPporz7Yv1WLUQ6ck4UU3MDiUevT0JSm8sDSMW5felScvRCIJ4cVnYnrrGC86ZtPeTnEDW1gR4wM-Mm2YfA7D7hPq2OH8FfOmQ3YHojX0MPb/s1600/pilot.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnLcWjQFTprYHxpcwkSiorGndWdMw4o8FjqPporz7Yv1WLUQ6ck4UU3MDiUevT0JSm8sDSMW5felScvRCIJ4cVnYnrrGC86ZtPeTnEDW1gR4wM-Mm2YfA7D7hPq2OH8FfOmQ3YHojX0MPb/s400/pilot.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5626027616206462802" border="0" /></a><br />The storyboards are drawn for the first ever episode of "It Came From RET-HELL!"<br /><br /><---- There's the title card "Attack of the Bleep-Holes!"<br /><br /><br />Production begins tomorrow... not sure how long it will take. Hoping for no more than 3 weeks.<br /><br />Cheers!<br />JordanJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-1832606596348750982011-07-02T17:14:00.006-04:002011-07-03T09:52:43.766-04:00Intro FINISHED! :)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnI_btwqzshrWYecMubFrUYQ2oTGK5mCTE87DeAZMfl8YaQ1YFaPMfJ1nydArDMxGM7Z0BsWtv82HPsyZrzCIeqUt-nLrCezkXu6OCbYqC58gLeWiUctciO5jl_Ii0kEzHgnKI5pow7izN/s1600/introPROMO.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 269px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnI_btwqzshrWYecMubFrUYQ2oTGK5mCTE87DeAZMfl8YaQ1YFaPMfJ1nydArDMxGM7Z0BsWtv82HPsyZrzCIeqUt-nLrCezkXu6OCbYqC58gLeWiUctciO5jl_Ii0kEzHgnKI5pow7izN/s400/introPROMO.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5624866840852048498" border="0" /></a>The introduction sequence is FINISHED for my web series "It Came From RET-HELL!"<br /><br />Flash CS5.5 and After Effects 6.5 used.<br /><br /><br />{Check it out below}<br /><br />Cheers!<br />Jordan<br /><br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pRR1YfDiPfo" allowfullscreen="" width="425" frameborder="0" height="349"></iframe><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-82212385250825145762011-07-02T13:21:00.003-04:002011-07-02T13:24:57.436-04:00Intro Sequence complete soon<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8LBQPPkqpnifTe9qwPqV4YYfcQ9NgFhTGVxkfylxJAsfdfR_wUxCKBHM5LVt5CQ1hkPK1GSKpZltN8fHIl4_hgWzPdi5eDaGEkwc67SItVFhgqI-2KkVlRAuTYWK5vOjBgghqm2gJ9eq_/s1600/promo014.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 264px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8LBQPPkqpnifTe9qwPqV4YYfcQ9NgFhTGVxkfylxJAsfdfR_wUxCKBHM5LVt5CQ1hkPK1GSKpZltN8fHIl4_hgWzPdi5eDaGEkwc67SItVFhgqI-2KkVlRAuTYWK5vOjBgghqm2gJ9eq_/s400/promo014.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5624806976227008706" border="0" /></a>I am almost done with the intro sequence for "It Came From RET-HELL!"<br /><br />It is coming along really well. The last bit I have to do is the elaborate title card animation. Hope to post the results soon!<br /><br />Cheers!<br />JordanJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-71095871848816001402011-06-25T10:47:00.003-04:002011-06-25T21:07:07.629-04:00update<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIBHYRWTjwWHcPmRJZcrkkO6NuT4gM0ppXLbRT0RNCxOhV6vX93cY9E9rAuReLdAMGUdUXu4Q-RELZi77xGIDmNv8BIML6OTjWtCIyBw92CyNfm-TeVUx0x1ZeTY6BEGQti77Zqyb1D1RL/s1600/scene2_promo3.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 275px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIBHYRWTjwWHcPmRJZcrkkO6NuT4gM0ppXLbRT0RNCxOhV6vX93cY9E9rAuReLdAMGUdUXu4Q-RELZi77xGIDmNv8BIML6OTjWtCIyBw92CyNfm-TeVUx0x1ZeTY6BEGQti77Zqyb1D1RL/s400/scene2_promo3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5622169145046542418" border="0" /></a>I have been getting some scenes knocked out recently and some characters created. I am still working on the introduction sequence. Here are some stills....<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Some added characters as well....<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBid2RzS0dczJEV0j_g8VbE4eBQk0WmWxYt8iNZK6luiI9Acvpcs9YZ-LDax-k6dwqZ7yv5ekmTCsVAnAlqGNaybJZkqIhuSACatfvClWaOJNQAklP4BjuobBdrk6r7Rs3pD29xZcMz3EM/s1600/characterlineup002.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 276px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBid2RzS0dczJEV0j_g8VbE4eBQk0WmWxYt8iNZK6luiI9Acvpcs9YZ-LDax-k6dwqZ7yv5ekmTCsVAnAlqGNaybJZkqIhuSACatfvClWaOJNQAklP4BjuobBdrk6r7Rs3pD29xZcMz3EM/s400/characterlineup002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5622169421369872786" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgK3MkzTOCIKcirlVYZCnVo_URzL9XHeybPMZh4rv3f8gnvtI1cP1oDIupuAqoW5UzJcI4SP8WgPAV0dLzxQysu8lr3zyPUW8vVZCAZ-OqEtleHy3BFW-dm9yNa5k19jPze0rM2-VLyU3O5/s1600/telexon.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 273px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgK3MkzTOCIKcirlVYZCnVo_URzL9XHeybPMZh4rv3f8gnvtI1cP1oDIupuAqoW5UzJcI4SP8WgPAV0dLzxQysu8lr3zyPUW8vVZCAZ-OqEtleHy3BFW-dm9yNa5k19jPze0rM2-VLyU3O5/s400/telexon.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5622328715061696498" border="0" /></a>Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-19257833010286450352011-06-19T11:13:00.002-04:002011-06-19T11:18:32.473-04:00scene 2<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaua3xM6TYxdi1Y_ueXMrnupnomkzkb3B4dbf6qrN2wfZcjCLU7v7An5sLqZqKaH0Tr8kJ-byWjrskHllkyMPuMLpeWB1ozcHKHixFiPqwgMNMFre-W38yS5E8-k49R-69D5YmUrfvkMNr/s1600/scene2_promo2.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 227px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaua3xM6TYxdi1Y_ueXMrnupnomkzkb3B4dbf6qrN2wfZcjCLU7v7An5sLqZqKaH0Tr8kJ-byWjrskHllkyMPuMLpeWB1ozcHKHixFiPqwgMNMFre-W38yS5E8-k49R-69D5YmUrfvkMNr/s400/scene2_promo2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5619950570175752082" border="0" /></a><br />I've made it to scene 2 in the opening intro segment of "It Came from RET-HELL!"<br /><br />This is soooo much fun! :)<br /><br /><br />Stay tuned for more progress....<br /><br />Cheers!<br /><br />JordanJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-34492225243738823472011-06-18T14:57:00.004-04:002011-06-19T00:24:26.111-04:00some characters<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjvMaODZW1qoe2dtolE6FNQwkwLGf3rT5IZKEDeSylurz_RRPqNSrpGmWFYdmAP-225kyReOrG1Dl3HXh0dSEz-F-grRiNf7YU6qEC8Bo7oA8s4nKfKuXYt5XvFnT0XEpF65FQWRcC3UFw/s1600/characters001.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 290px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjvMaODZW1qoe2dtolE6FNQwkwLGf3rT5IZKEDeSylurz_RRPqNSrpGmWFYdmAP-225kyReOrG1Dl3HXh0dSEz-F-grRiNf7YU6qEC8Bo7oA8s4nKfKuXYt5XvFnT0XEpF65FQWRcC3UFw/s400/characters001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5619635880828417426" border="0" /></a>Starting to work on some characters for the series introduction of "It Came from RET-HELL!" Three so far.... a lot more to come.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Also, I started to an<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhT1Vc2mAgR95xyplMSWXikDMfRwyEiYTvwZauMCa2sV4mPZxiwML2PadNqdHxRelY2Z37Pslblbc5QoHpSQPbYcejepcsZbqaE98ci9pJT2mad5zpBjOXAnU0QxqT_IXEPx4-JXrjMD0m_/s1600/scene1.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 239px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhT1Vc2mAgR95xyplMSWXikDMfRwyEiYTvwZauMCa2sV4mPZxiwML2PadNqdHxRelY2Z37Pslblbc5QoHpSQPbYcejepcsZbqaE98ci9pJT2mad5zpBjOXAnU0QxqT_IXEPx4-JXrjMD0m_/s400/scene1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5619781829558985202" border="0" /></a>imate the first scene of the introduction. Below is a screen clip.<br /><br /><br />Cheers!<br />JordanJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-85946913022157330412011-06-12T13:07:00.007-04:002011-06-12T13:27:44.677-04:00designs for web series<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNl_0Ot7exQ9AO0E5zj3FIOFpCvNvyRVhFGwDuvjAwt-0AN-G-KRVqJw7ISQJ9m0BbrG1hzLtIa0vd7NxcaZEj_wlabXu54AON6J9inDBLhQ7SWjGeiCMpCR19KbD07-Rv2YZnzwDBtkvS/s1600/titlecard.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 263px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNl_0Ot7exQ9AO0E5zj3FIOFpCvNvyRVhFGwDuvjAwt-0AN-G-KRVqJw7ISQJ9m0BbrG1hzLtIa0vd7NxcaZEj_wlabXu54AON6J9inDBLhQ7SWjGeiCMpCR19KbD07-Rv2YZnzwDBtkvS/s400/titlecard.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5617383911996391442" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:georgia;">I have begun development on </span>my new web series "It Came from Ret-hell!" based on the cartoons I created from "My Life as a Servant to Humanity". Using my animation degree background (which was mainly 3D based) I shall dive into the 2D world of Flash. My 4 years of Retail experiences full the inspiration for this project and will keep it going. I shall start with the series intro sequence first, which I have already storyboarded out.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7xUhtcE_hgv5bddcWKkN6JXHE9_sBUELZLnosLAhRg248a4ub-Magv8m9SQcUsRhng81XYt6n4XAh33atKCcNxbwnGY8ol3PuMOaFwe6RS-2eChaLsWbsnAbNBFrvdsxTIVPWoEz-iWL6/s1600/jordan_character.jpg"><br /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGnJAkZY5QGO6g9Wx242et_aFGpLwkgmbhVQLF3RSv4SJ5wBnr7ZopHYUAKCjqUI8f2r8MKwqCellipGxsMc7xdLya0tVIuSr4I3WYs7Vgo8rkt11DqKFS_yBfTZIOc0cWPEsAf7EC7jxh/s1600/techpalace_ext.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 255px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGnJAkZY5QGO6g9Wx242et_aFGpLwkgmbhVQLF3RSv4SJ5wBnr7ZopHYUAKCjqUI8f2r8MKwqCellipGxsMc7xdLya0tVIuSr4I3WYs7Vgo8rkt11DqKFS_yBfTZIOc0cWPEsAf7EC7jxh/s400/techpalace_ext.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5617384615450412978" border="0" /></a>Already designed the background for the exterior of one of the stores. "Tech Palace", "Paper Clips", "Beverly Hills Hotel", and "Theme Park World" shall represent the different Retail environments that I have worked in.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1rH2u0qjTHkBCDFnwJCqYjZYYhODF7_Mdm5YU_DVlHWrRVqL3SHt9RsPsets3bUnMEX_GE3NlWjucXZM4Ow3mH94CJH-9X7viJYcpmHn9ZYMGqCRtqWaudLPGx_fRU5qLMUdJ-38jNVUK/s1600/jordan_character.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 230px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1rH2u0qjTHkBCDFnwJCqYjZYYhODF7_Mdm5YU_DVlHWrRVqL3SHt9RsPsets3bUnMEX_GE3NlWjucXZM4Ow3mH94CJH-9X7viJYcpmHn9ZYMGqCRtqWaudLPGx_fRU5qLMUdJ-38jNVUK/s400/jordan_character.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5617385532533715490" border="0" /></a>Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-63875268681640452962011-06-08T19:43:00.003-04:002011-06-08T19:45:59.090-04:00UpdatesYup...it's been a while. A lot has changed since I last posted. I got a new job outside of Retail in the Visual field a few months ago! Even though this means I will not be coming into contact with angry, rude customers anymore does not mean I am stopping this blog.<br /><br />I am actually turning these little short cartoons into an animated web series using Flash. So stay tuned!<br /><br /><br />JordanJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-9907887148552354552011-02-16T21:27:00.006-05:002011-02-16T21:48:55.589-05:00My angel can't use an ipod!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflEzEAd-POAB8o8HSjXMyXuOeXmZlrPCuNonEGNB3uirRrL26sTHFmwSZVQ6GJ2TmpcKko50izyOpbaOzqihopXWyjKJo9uFmdiPftIVbwu0WCr_CzMzwe5gE6aou6wR16-CaNjM5rGfL/s1600/glasses2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 229px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflEzEAd-POAB8o8HSjXMyXuOeXmZlrPCuNonEGNB3uirRrL26sTHFmwSZVQ6GJ2TmpcKko50izyOpbaOzqihopXWyjKJo9uFmdiPftIVbwu0WCr_CzMzwe5gE6aou6wR16-CaNjM5rGfL/s400/glasses2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5574482111301730850" border="0" /></a>(click to make larger)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDB6J8Q2neoG5krFpKFQsOYwH1xLtW_bIm9Z29BZmT5x9sakfWlX3LViMduqFCn0fF565F0gJcJSmf5wb08vU-2TtZymQNtnzjOuxaWedIIB6m_Ov3dWvMmHyZ6ukD7NjhwMWg07EldD7s/s1600/glasses2.jpg"><br /></a><br />Seriously. This woman totally talked bad about people wearing glasses referring to them as "the other kids" and saying how her "angel" will never have to wear glasses..... as I stand NEXT TO HER WEARING GLASSES!!! lol. WTF??? Seriously. Hello??<br /><br />JordanJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-29858491112002662142011-02-16T20:57:00.002-05:002011-02-16T20:58:27.059-05:00Work for IBM.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5f8J_zy5P8rwdBOYdQwke_BvN8Sb48qUiRki0C1BbMe6BfGU1YnvOy-_jjWyjTpUDY_3gNhZHH6_eDir-UMoi19ASfbh9h_QLi2_XeiG07nea_Aqc3tZtmonBRe1x-7KbguRHxLTzPPeA/s1600/ibm.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5f8J_zy5P8rwdBOYdQwke_BvN8Sb48qUiRki0C1BbMe6BfGU1YnvOy-_jjWyjTpUDY_3gNhZHH6_eDir-UMoi19ASfbh9h_QLi2_XeiG07nea_Aqc3tZtmonBRe1x-7KbguRHxLTzPPeA/s400/ibm.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5574471756880748018" border="0" /></a><br />Every time I tried to help this customer they would refer to working at IBM. Yet they wanted our cheapest laptop....times must really be that bad .... lol<br /><br />JordanJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-54328786617538528842011-02-10T16:35:00.003-05:002011-02-10T16:39:25.193-05:00Returning an item....<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj01QPvRbvcsJ-MJkj3XNPs82nT798YhDK1VNqdsPKCa51ko56ThzrMQfpNqNYWPwOWq7XGT8mgvihkE5MPu7XRKQw1H-u-Mqu_liYGMLYFwfObAqaM-Xbk6LTK5bL8M734I71oE05rjefW/s1600/returnspeakers.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 258px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj01QPvRbvcsJ-MJkj3XNPs82nT798YhDK1VNqdsPKCa51ko56ThzrMQfpNqNYWPwOWq7XGT8mgvihkE5MPu7XRKQw1H-u-Mqu_liYGMLYFwfObAqaM-Xbk6LTK5bL8M734I71oE05rjefW/s400/returnspeakers.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5572178636245464194" border="0" /></a><br />This happens to my co-worker Jaime all the time. People want to return things thinking that we must be stupid and not think to check their boxes. Then they act angry when we call them on it.<br /><br />JordanJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-49446647309874718222011-02-10T12:07:00.000-05:002011-02-10T12:09:06.994-05:00But I have money....<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiJSrHU4HT6xhAoJpO9DFl0dD-UhZIvh1lwbOsC4um4blu8IBjmfxQ8UI5VRRm66Ym0a9wEmDE16YBWgrY-ezFeExSpq3i-1By8Y_Il3run6nAUTbPvguPON7U96lVzgv59gZoMHIzobS6/s1600/moneystock2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 243px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiJSrHU4HT6xhAoJpO9DFl0dD-UhZIvh1lwbOsC4um4blu8IBjmfxQ8UI5VRRm66Ym0a9wEmDE16YBWgrY-ezFeExSpq3i-1By8Y_Il3run6nAUTbPvguPON7U96lVzgv59gZoMHIzobS6/s400/moneystock2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5572108885138837170" border="0" /></a>I get this a lot.<br /><br />JordanJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-10490310879809415162011-02-09T20:21:00.002-05:002011-02-09T20:29:50.268-05:00Virus Exorcist<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiw_Afrf30seBbhpcEwwkL_p9XcPK7NLA0Mrv6-KKhX8kKIdNgYezgrIT8V5tCNTFIiFWWv-cNbn0RPy74-RplVi_shCsCstJHa0Fcc65sM4AplaG16SVhcjA9Vt6dDoZI8LjotPz9saSJv/s1600/demonvirus.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 273px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiw_Afrf30seBbhpcEwwkL_p9XcPK7NLA0Mrv6-KKhX8kKIdNgYezgrIT8V5tCNTFIiFWWv-cNbn0RPy74-RplVi_shCsCstJHa0Fcc65sM4AplaG16SVhcjA9Vt6dDoZI8LjotPz9saSJv/s400/demonvirus.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5571865252862794098" border="0" /></a>I think my co-worker Michael I. and I talked about this a while ago. Virus Exorcist.<br /><br />JordanJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-4389268604803113772011-02-06T11:31:00.003-05:002011-02-06T11:33:03.221-05:00What are maps?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmabOVnSeHTrJg8sag1pk5ynM8rXcozZV5OWsEYZBBWimHZPy9PpA1zMa2UtEgXA9QEKsBL22POY66FbImd7gtdE2JjwksuP5V_MY-AQpo8fTKMtO9fAPuFjxOE-6TVhMzFCdLNylqMR_l/s1600/whatrmaps.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 201px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmabOVnSeHTrJg8sag1pk5ynM8rXcozZV5OWsEYZBBWimHZPy9PpA1zMa2UtEgXA9QEKsBL22POY66FbImd7gtdE2JjwksuP5V_MY-AQpo8fTKMtO9fAPuFjxOE-6TVhMzFCdLNylqMR_l/s400/whatrmaps.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5570615201843425890" border="0" /> </a>(click image to make larger)<br />My co-worker Michael had this happen to him last night. "What are maps?" well sir for a GPS....maps are EVERYTHING. lol.<br /><br />Jordan.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-54827609083116870782011-02-06T11:29:00.001-05:002011-02-06T11:31:32.647-05:00Ah the things I see....<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4kSmpmLUw3nzJ6zlQ0emN06ih_oNGJCCd_FTyNU1bOwn3r_hq7rS5dKi-zm0kqypTJqwkKOXQaoL_wsS9N5uRqj2vi7lU5Z6BMnIqhCQcuNMg7_866xYsCdUg6fhixMm2oHi19AYJJz3B/s1600/elderlyabu.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4kSmpmLUw3nzJ6zlQ0emN06ih_oNGJCCd_FTyNU1bOwn3r_hq7rS5dKi-zm0kqypTJqwkKOXQaoL_wsS9N5uRqj2vi7lU5Z6BMnIqhCQcuNMg7_866xYsCdUg6fhixMm2oHi19AYJJz3B/s400/elderlyabu.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5570614854379482018" border="0" /></a><br />Witnessed this happen the other day at the store.<br /><br />Jordan.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-61994586342993249092011-01-30T22:38:00.003-05:002011-01-30T22:49:27.939-05:00That's ok...I'll carry your heavy printer...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjthndtlo0vhSSYjjBo-pCSUw2ZDj9BujpxdrQylkX-TVuOUWwAd0p6hEHfucyXtB1lo4jX73OvVhn8jLq8auhliLlvZSbYsAfv0WLaJfnTrKAdEpZHJU4ChuyKaSinM2DOxo110Z6Fo2Q2/s1600/carryheavyobjects.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjthndtlo0vhSSYjjBo-pCSUw2ZDj9BujpxdrQylkX-TVuOUWwAd0p6hEHfucyXtB1lo4jX73OvVhn8jLq8auhliLlvZSbYsAfv0WLaJfnTrKAdEpZHJU4ChuyKaSinM2DOxo110Z6Fo2Q2/s400/carryheavyobjects.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5568190953166584418" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieHJ_mzxiXnQsWNwX2AS2EwmYUMlEKx_k3VVHxlHvB2jIqjUpGwtB0capVgdPQFNkT5He2QW0GuPQqj3FnD8x07NbgXMncJZ7tx1hhyphenhyphen1S92wAIE5wXHP6v1q7iDkxPiuf6YbSepaRMJ7S0/s1600/carryheavyobjects.jpg"><br /></a>I think its awesome that strong customers do not even offer to help carry their huge printer box up to the front of the store. Where are all the gentlemen customers at?<br /><br />JordanJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1031364801555414982.post-28564504133992417462011-01-29T10:34:00.002-05:002011-01-29T10:37:37.307-05:00Don't ask twice if you do not want to hear answer twice<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYjEppMQiKb-J3cxCRFtnWYQzaDfEKA0_7bLb6ZgicsoEE2-hk3WDGM5jC38rixYmUhvcb4aO7__lBLf6V-9Y2PrYNI-Mxw-BS99GSnmcAQ0gmosQPwdbgIW1zmLiN6_YpXTqdTAQNyz2g/s1600/repeattwice.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 253px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYjEppMQiKb-J3cxCRFtnWYQzaDfEKA0_7bLb6ZgicsoEE2-hk3WDGM5jC38rixYmUhvcb4aO7__lBLf6V-9Y2PrYNI-Mxw-BS99GSnmcAQ0gmosQPwdbgIW1zmLiN6_YpXTqdTAQNyz2g/s400/repeattwice.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5567631901629179010" /></a>Customer came in a while back and asked me what was the difference between two GPS units. The only difference in this case was the screen size. The customer then asked me again the same question so I responded innocently with the same exact answer. The customer then lectured me about how it was wrong to insult my customers by repeating stuff twice... after he was the one who asked the question twice?!?!?!?!?!! <div><br /></div><div>Jordan</div>Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907998922273160213noreply@blogger.com0