Thursday, December 30, 2010
New Year's Eve
Well, tomorrow is New Year's Eve and its been quite a year. Same old, same old I guess. Thanks for checking in on "My Life as a Servant to Humanity" and for the support! Onward to 2011.... oh the cartoons and stories that next year shall bring!
HINT #1...
Customers trying to fit huge products into tiny vehicles...there really should be a separate segment on it.(click image to make larger)
Jordan
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
I need a prescription for my computer!!!
This guy came into the store yesterday claiming that he needed to pick up his "prescription" for his computer.... we are not a drug store.
It is called anti virus. the end. silly customers.
Jordan
I eat pineapples for breakfast.
"Pineapple" is a codeword that refers to difficult/angry/rude customers.I've dealt with so many pineapples over the years that I eat pineapples for breakfast.
Jordan
Sunday, December 26, 2010
Snow day.
It's snowing here in good ole North Carolina.. 8 inches so far. Hope everyone had a great Christmas! Enjoy the snow if you are near some!(click image to make larger)
Back to the trenches tomorrow...
Jordan
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas! Remember don't abuse your Retail Servants this Holiday Season they have been through a lot already!! :)Jordan
Who sings this song??
This happened to my co-worker Daniel. Dude comes into the store and sings a song to him but does not remember the name of said song or if a girl or guy sings it. Fail.Jordan
Thursday, December 16, 2010
farmville lady
There is this lady, nicknamed "Farmville Lady" who comes into the store and will show employees her farmville. She comes in about once a week like clockwork and worries us.Jordan
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
I am a human too.
After spending 15 minutes trying to contact another one of our store locations my customer informs me that, "Now you know what it feels like to be a customer!"He says it as if we are totally different species. I am a human too douche bag! If anyone isn't a human than it is totally you Mr. Customer.
Jordan
Where do I buy 3G?
Suggested by my co-worker Jon. Customer came into the cell phone section demanding to know where they could purchase 3G.Jordan
Over here! (from across the store)
Suggested by my former Manager Paul. The Customer that shouts and wiggles their finger at you from across the store.Jordan
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
sales crap grin.
The forced helpful grin at rude and angry customers but yet in your head you are trying to escape.Jordan
audiobooks.
Lady wanted a MP3 player with a big screen to be able to "read" her audio books that would be read to her???
Jordan.
Monday, December 6, 2010
Sunday, December 5, 2010
regurgitation of information.
All the stuff that I tell every customer about. Over and over and over and over and over and over again. In color!
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Jordan.
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Cloning.
A lot of times I am by myself in my department and I am always caught up in a game of tug-of-war between customers.
This is an example of what customers must think I can do....clone myself.
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Jordan.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
the body shaver.
Another Customer incident that occurred to my co-worker Tyson. Hairy guy comes in looking for a body shaver.
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Jordan.
Dark Friday.
Wow. This Customer really did not know the name of the biggest shopping day of the year and then expected us to have product and sales "left over" 5 days later. Silly Customers.
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-Jordan
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