Another true story that happened to me. Guy walks in and takes out a cart and is pissed off because its the only size cart we have but its "too long" for his purposes.
I explain to him that is because we sell big items like TVs but he says he is purchasing a small item (obviously that's what the shopping baskets are for) but that's too small.
He was so dissatisfied with the length of our carts and the complusive need to have a cart a certain size that he left immediately vowing never to return AGAIN. Silly Customers.
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